I wasn't ready!!! - July 26, 2021
As I pulled up to the store tonight to put fuel in the van, I noticed a younger (mid twenties) woman sitting in a car joking with another young woman who was pumping gas. I exited the van and immediately asked if she was telling jokes. She asked what I said and I replied I thought she was telling jokes and I hated that I missed them. She then said, "oh!" I decided to continue the conversation by informing her that I love good jokes to which she replied, "tell me a good joke."
It caught me off guard a bit as I was also putting in the mileage and my pin number to activate my card. She then exclaimed, "TOO LATE!!" Not one to miss a moment, I retorted with a guy never likes to hear that. She then slightly laughed and stated, "it comes" to which I replied....actually it is what happens after it comes. We are all three laughing a bit now. It's time to move on in for the kill and I begin with my impersonation of Bill Clinton. I have been told by many including a former student of his my impersonation is spot on and I can see she has stopped in her tracks.
I asked her if she loves Bill and she says she does. GAME ON!! I then tell her, jokingly as I do with everyone, I love doing my Bill Clinton impersonation because it usually gets panties to drop. She immediately hikes up her overgrown dress/undergrown wife beater t-shirt exclaiming "And, I ain't even wearing panties!!" She didn't have a stitch of clothing on!!
I stood there with jaw agape, wide-eyed and bewildered. I could tell by the reaction of the other female she was also in shock. My flasher nonchalantly lowered her attire, sat back in the passenger seat, shut the door and they tore out of there laughing loudly. I, meanwhile, tried to regain my composure and lose that deer caught in the headlights look. I will be buying a lottery ticket tomorrow!!
On a side note: if you call, text, message or try to facetime me and I don't reply, don't worry! I am just over here working on my Bill Clinton impersonation!!
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